Pilot
Episode 1 - First Aired: November 7th, 2004
Summary
Uncle Grandfather explains to Gerald how to attain Perfect Hair Forever and warns him to beware of Coiffio. Brenda and Gerald fight causing Gerald to lose an ear. Gerald leaves home to begin his quest for Perfect Hair Forever. He comes upon Catman who is not much of a problem and a bear who chases him up the Inappropriate Comedy Tree, all of them sent by Coiffio.
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actionhotdoggo.mp3
Description: "Action Hotdog Go!..."
baldingbaldy.mp3
Description: "...you balding baldy..."
catman.mp3
Description: "Halt! Not so fast..."
cloudsong.mp3
Description: The music played while Gerald is on the cloud
fngrooming.mp3
Description: "...the bear I had to send because you were so busy with your EFFing grooming..."
fruitedland.mp3
Description: "How can I attain such hair that is desired in our fruited land of action?"
hamburgershouldbehigh.mp3
Description: "You see Gerald-san, hamburgers should be high."
hotdog.mp3
Description: "...listen to the hot dog..."
iwant.mp3
Description: "Uncle Grandfather, I want perfect hair forever."
retardedhairguy.mp3
Description: "...they call me retarded hair guy..."
sexwithdogs.mp3
Description: "I have sex with dogs! What's up with that?"
sitdown.mp3
Description: "I might should sit down."
veryveryverymuch.mp3
Description: "...so we are very very very much in danger or very very very much safe."
